theshadyslut:

owlcitymordred:

stagdoeandfawn:

catully:

brigwife:

latitudeoctopus:

brigwife:

wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???

Wait what? Then what do they use?

they don’t have a word

what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??

the fuck is a fortnight

It’s a word for ‘two weeks’

We say “two weeks”

thehawklegacy:

If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too

you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking

my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it

consultingsuperhusbands:

strictly-sherlock:

thorkitastic:

ladyvesper:

Wait a second

did he go

to the awards

on the train?

FUCKING SHITJ HSE DID

Petition to tell Tom Hiddleston to stop raising the bar so high for humanity.

“My name is Lemony Snicket and it is my duty to tell you their tale. No one knows the precise cause of the Baudelaire fire, but just like that, the Baudelaire children became the Baudelaire orphans.”

christraeger:

You’re going to be amazing

treestiel:

Blue birds don’t fly without their wings

& when we put them in a cage the world can’t hear

them sing.

2/100 photos of Tom Hiddleston

_{Smile, Marion.}

• person 1: i can draw really well
• person 2: i'm really athletic
• person 3: i write really well
• person 4: i'm fucking gorgeous
• person 5: i'm hilarious and likable
• person 6: i can dance really well
• me: i can breathe really well
• me: chokes